The Two Bobs episode 178 for Monday, April 4, 2022: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Doughnut Pastry Stout from Untitled Art. https://untappd.com/b/untitled-art-doughnut-pastry-stout/4699100 Robert took down a Braaaaaaaains Blackberry Guava Lemonade Smoothie Sour from Drekker. https://untappd.com/b/drekker-brewing-company-braaaaaaaains-blackberry-guava-lemonade/4546502 Follow us on Untapped at @PhilRoberts33 and @lowercaserobert or we’ll piss all over your snacks. No parachuting death spider news this week. Sorry! This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like Will Smith slapping Chris Rock: At first you think it’s all an act but then you realize that it wasn’t and that the world cares entirely too much about one famous rich guy bitch slapping another famous rich guy and that some people just need to get a fucking life. Ohio is commonly referred to as the Florida of the Midwest, which is evident in this lady’s call to 911 after her local KFC shorted her chicken order. https://fox8.com/news/i-want-my-chicken-woman-calls-911-about-kfc-order/ Detroit man was pissed that his credit card was declined at a gas station so he did the only logical thing and pissed all over the snack rack, then took some of the soiled snacks for his own consumption and mooned the clerk on his way out. https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/man-pees-on-snack-rack-at-detroit-gas-station-moons-clerk-after-credit-card-declines Florida woman is dating the guy whose photo was used in a catfishing scam she had previously fallen victim to. https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2022/03/22/florida-woman-dating-man-in-photo-used-in-global-romance-con-games/ A Brazilian singer was hospitalized after refusing to fart in front of her boyfriend. singer-pocah-hospitalised-with-trapped-farts-after-being-ashamed-to-let-rip-in-front-of-her-boyfriend.html">https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/lifestyle/2022/03/brazilian-singer-pocah-hospitalised-with-trapped-farts-after-being-ashamed-to-let-rip-in-front-of-her-boyfriend.html A yoga teacher accidentally shit her pants during a hot yoga downward-facing dog. https://dailynewsreported.com/enviromental/yoga-teacher-accidentally-craps-herself-during-hot-yoga-downward-facing-dog-was-never-supposed-to-be-like-this/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers, unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.