Comedian and writer Chris Gethard has a vision for how he wants the world to be, and that vision is one where you never know what's going to happen next. For that reason, his record is a collection of truly bizarre audio-visual television moments that he's encountered over the course of his life. Wrestling, bizarre Spanish-language gameshows, and a whole lot of Mr. T, like probably to the point where the aliens will believe he is a deity—which he, of course, is.

Chris's Artifacts

• Drunk Ewoks on The Today Show (audio-visual)
• The footage of Mr. T on El Gran Juego de la Oca (audio-visual)
• Conan goes apple picking with Mr. T (audio-visual)
• The unforgettable debut of The Shockmaster (audio-visual)
• Malice at the Palace, a Pistons vs Pacers Fight 2004 (audio-visual)

Legacy viral videos mentioned in episode

• Grape lady falls!
• Gay Mount Everest
• Keep Fucking That Chicken by Ernie Anastos on Fox 5 WNYW
• Scare Tactics, Rat Monster

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