We had the most amazing person in the world on the podcast, the awesome Mariana Desamito (@comedicfailure on Insta, @cobelita on Snap)! We watched the one where a kids' school play being put on at Dorothy's school is under siege because the kids in the play got the measles. So, the girls volunteer to act and sing in the Golden Girls version of Chicken Little! Hooray! Also, a love-scorned obituaries writer publishes Blanche's false obituary in the paper and Blanche is completely shocked because of her exaggerated age in which she fake died. We talked about high school drama teachers, Jack-In-The-Box cleaning songs and Hometown Buffet reading prizes. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).