Frenemies Lila and Jessica think they're duking it out over a secret scion, romantically masquerading as a construction worker. Marissa and her guest, actor Mark Sullivan, walk you through it all, from the poolside objectification to the final knife fight.

Yep, you read that right. Knife fight.

Some music in this episode courtesy of Purple Planet.

Links, references, explanations:

• LA Theatre Works: Spill 
• Everything you probably never wanted to know about Top-Siders
• Let’s add one more Jack Donaghy to the list
• “Gary Hart on the Monkey Business” (talk about simpler times btw)