Why is everybody so f*cking happy? Probably because Succession is finally back! Which is why Sami and Aleen are *rummaging* through the much anticipated season premier and recapping it all. They’ve already watched it 3 times – one for each Roy kid, unless you count Connor and his 1% – and they have a lot to say. From sad birthdays and “disgusting brothers,” to bidding wars and breakups, they dump out a ludicrously capacious bagful of memorable moments. Then they close with a “We Rate You” featuring Nan Pierce’s finest lines, Greg’s countless faux pas, and a look ahead to next week.  Thanks for listening… You’re our pal. You’re our best pal. Be sure to tune in every single Monday for the rest of this season to hear each Succession episode recap! Read Sami's written recap here: “Succession” Recap: Who Deserves To F*ck Off This Week? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices