Kevin’s spirits are up with the arrival of the new NFL season! And yes, a big part of his happiness comes from his gambling successes. Afterwards we react to a list of the things people steal the most often. Do you think Dead Eyes or Ally specialize in stealing any of the top items? Later, more clowns call in to defend their spot in the entertainment industry! Hopefully the ‘It’ craze helps them instead of hurts them? Plus, sorting out continental breakfast’s spot in the hierarchy of morning foods, Useless Weirdo collects signatures for more gender-fluid names for storms, a friendly game of Guess TD, and more!