If you’re wondering why you’re getting the full show for today’s podcast, maybe we can all thank/blame Patrick! The awkwardness that ensues after a Useless Weirdo tantrum always stirs up the creativity in our listeners. Thanks to Patrick’s “na-na-nas” we have a whole collection of new songs to listen to all show long! Later, we finally finish our draft of prison commissary food items for our Ramen cooking contest next week. We can only use ingredients we draft, so who will be the first of the KKL crew to pick bacon? Afterwards, even more former prisoners flood our phones to ask if they can judge our dishes. Maybe we’re on to a new idea for a penitentiary-themed restaurant! Plus, listeners get a chance to share their Mid Week Middle Fingers, callers request entry into the Kim Jong Underwear Fashion Show, Ms. Wednesday spreads some hump day cheer, and more from this full episode of KKL: Half-Off!