As the Queen turns 90, the duos’ attention turns to the Monarchy.  Henry VIII (or The Eighth, numeral haters), composer of hit double-confirmative single ‘I’m Henry VIII I am’ is one of history’s fullest figures.

In youth he was a man of prodigious appetite, religious fervour and shapely calves.  In old age he was simply a man of prodigious appetites.  Rick and Paul discuss his wives, his eating, his boar-hunting and just why did Whoopi Goldberg hate him so much.