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What you though we were dead? Nope, that's Keith Chegwin. Rest in Peace Cheggers. He'd be doing a pantomime this time of year, we can't heal that, that's weird. We'll just heal Christmas instead. Boom.

Going out with a bang Rick and Paul reveal sensationally how to make a podcast and share their download figures. You couldn't make it up.

A Thrill!

I wonder if anyone actually reads these. Hmm, maybe we should offer a prize for the first person to email us to prove they did.

High School. Nobody really understands what it is for. Education? Punishment? A place to sit? It sounds American, but so do many things. We have schools everywhere but they're not like American High Schools. They're best avoided. But wait, that won't work either. We'll all be mindless simpletons playing computer games all day. No, better idea, listen to the podcast and hear a couple of suggestions about making the whole experience better. 

A comedy podcast.

Zoos.  Greek God of animal captivity.

The cruel incarceration of subservient species, or a jolly fine day out?  In the hands of the right people, zoos can surely be a cause for  good but everyone remembers Jumanji.

Join Rick and Paul for a trip to the zoo, but we warn you, no petting.

A clean comedy podcast.

Hold on!  I smell a sequel.

Already having trawled their minds for 82 other subjects, this show sees Rick and Paul return to Historical Baddies.  Two.  Historical Baddies too.  Back in the Habit.

Shying away from the more topical baddies of the day, come with us as we uncover the truth about Thomas Edison and the Great Train Robbery.  I’m not saying the two are connected, BUT I’M NOT SAYING THEY ARE NOT.

There, that should hook them in & keep them guessing.  I wonder if anyone even reads these…oh, is this still being dictated.  Oh.

A clean comedy podcast.

What would you consider to be the cutest animal?  Some of you would say a baby kangaroo, perhaps.  Some a spring lamb.  Marsupials may well rise to the top of the list, you say Koala, I say King Cobra but there is one, unifying factor typical of our species: most people would tend to agree that most people are awful.

We live in polemic times where there seems to be more talk of left and right than on a Sergeant Major-led march.  But that is pre-dated by the judgement we all pass on the pusher-inner in a queue.  The commuting nail-clipper.  The hugger.

We are not particular fans of judgemental folk.  Listen in as Rick & Paul pass  judgement on them.

A clean comedy podcast.

Lyrics. China in your hand. What on earth does that mean? China is huge, like really big. It will not fit in any single hand, let alone two. Best to just visit it instead so you can have both of your hands in China. 

Paul has already done that, he has seen things, oh my goodness has he ever. A whole country in need of a fixing, and that is the subject of this weeks show. 

Say Ni hao to Rick and Paul, and they will shrug back at you. They are British after all.