What is art?

The expression of creative skill and imagination, art, fluffy liberals would have you believe, is what makes us human.

Do not be fooled.

Anyone can be an artist.  Painters, sure.  Sculptors.  But singers too.  Actors.  People that strap on crash helmets and strut about like frightened turkeys.  Performance, they say, is art.  But for every David Bowie, there’s a million Katie Prices.  For every Prince, there’s a hundred artists formerly known as paupers.  For every Andy Warhol, there’s a Dandy Warhol.

Did you make the bed this morning?  No.  Well, that’s ART, that is.

Beauty is in the eye of the Beerholder.  Wrap your ears around this comedy podcast and decide for yourself.