Remember when, nobly sacrificing himself, Jar Jar Binks the Ewok piloted the Starship Enterprise into the fiery depths of Mount Doom?  ALF, his co-pilot, steadfast alongside him;  a furry hand on his thrice-capped knee.  Before them both a picture of their parents, Luke Skywalker and Buzz Lightyear, slowly burning on their…I want to say dashboard?

Aliens.  Star Wars, Star Trek and Alien Nation, these little monsters are more enmeshed in our culture than fictional beings should be.  But if the space that’s out there is infinite, we’re presented with infinite possibilities.  Not only should aliens be real, some should be proficient with the unicycle.

Besides, aliens MUST be real.  How else would Donald Trump be a thing?

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