Oh Pantomimes, what to say about such an unusual topic. Nobody understands them, if they say they do, they are telling you a fib. Here is how you make a Panto. Take one fairy tale. Take out the horrible bits. Insert some men dressed as women, some ugly sisters and a strange man-horse and you are done.

Also, you can charge about 10 British Pounds a ticket. Quids in.

Well they are stupid and Rick and Paul will fix it. Francesca Dimech guests this week, nice. She is behind you.

Safe for work, but not for anywhere else.