The Oscars were last night, and we stayed up and watched them. For you! The dirty secret about us is that we actually like the Oscars and think they have value. So how did last night's show measure up? We dig into the highlights, into Jimmy Kimmel, into the moments of MeToo solidarity, and all the rest. It's a short show, but if you watched the Oscars, we think you'll enjoy it. Thanks to Dylan Mayer and My Friend Mary, both of which are wonderful, for the music.