Today we’re jumping into chapter 27 of Order of the Phoenix, entitled lexicon.org/source/the-harry-potter-novels/op/op27/">“The Centaur and the Sneak.” As I re-read this chapter looking for a good topic for this Minute podcast, I found myself making a series of notes about a lot of disconnected tidbits. So as I’ve done before, I’m going to talk about a number of things, little bits of interesting canon and thoughts. The first half of this chapter describes the first lexicon.org/magic/centaur-divination/">Divination class with lexicon.org/character/firenze/">Firenze as teacher. Before the fifth years head off to that class, lexicon.org/character/parvati-patil/">Parvati spends a few moments at breakfast “curling her eyelashes around her wand,” presumably to impress the centaur. I’m guessing that Rowling is suggesting that the wand’s magic would somehow improve someone’s eyelashes, rather like magical mascara. It seems that lexicon.org/thing/wands/">wands are remarkably versatile tools. The class itself is fascinating. We are treated to a magically-created environment, making classroom eleven into the magical equivalent of Star Trek’s holodeck. Then we listen to Firenze’s dismissal of lexicon.org/magic/divination/">fortune telling only to replace it with his own version, which is equally vague and unreliable. At the end of class, we hear him ask Harry to warn Hagrid that “his attempt is not working, “ which reminds us of the ongoing mystery of what in the world the gamekeeper is up to, anyway. At this point in the chapter, we read another of Rowling’s weather metaphors: “As a dull March blurred into a squally April, [Harry’s] life seemed to have become one long series of worries and problems again.” And sure enough, things get “squally” very quickly in the form of lexicon.org/character/umbridge-family/dolores-umbridge/">Umbridge breaking up the lexicon.org/thing/dumbledores-army-d-a/">DA meeting. Harry is captured by Draco and is brought by Umbridge before Fudge in Dumbledore’s office. The DA has been betrayed. Let me just say that there is a lot of misplaced anti-Cho sentiment out there in fandom. As with so many other film inaccuracies, the fact that in that movie we see lexicon.org/character/cho-chang/">Cho as having spilled the beans under the effect of lexicon.org/magic/veritaserum/">Veritaserum has poisoned fan thinking. Even those who pride themselves on being book fans above all can fall victim to this. I found that I myself had slipped up when working on the Lexicon’s lexicon.org/events-and-timelines/">timeline and adding Fred and George’s leaving Hogwarts. It was a bit humbling to rediscover that they didn’t leave on the same day that they set off the lexicon.org/event/fred-and-george-set-off-an-entire-crate-of-fireworks/">fireworks — without realizing it, I had bought into the film’s inaccurate — and very memorable — version. We’ll see this again at the end of this chapter when we hear that famous line to Fudge about Dumbledore “you cannot deny he’s got style …” and realize that it’s not spoken by lexicon.org/character/shacklebolt-family/kingsley-shacklebolt/">Kingsley Shacklebolt at all, but by lexicon.org/character/black-family/phineas-nigellus-black/">Phineas Nigellus. Just a couple of other little interesting bits: Fudge tells Percy to “duplicate your notes, Weasley.” I wonder what spell that is? Probably something related to the lexicon.org/magic/doubling-charm/">Doubling Charm that the Trio encounters in the Lestrange vault.