A tale about two women and their dogs being lost-at-sea has been big news recently. But based on the behavior of the survivors, Kevin thinks it’s just that, a tale fabricated for future book sales! Later, Green Dean has supplied us with audio of his attempts to chat with stoners at Hempcon’s Halloweed 2017. His attempts to document the various costumes are very confusing, but it’s the kind of thing we expect from the Bay Area’s biggest pothead. Afterwards we chat with the Kitty Bungalow Charm School For Wayward Cats to help a newborn kitten in need of a butthole. Every kitten deserves a butthole! Plus, Ally is still a mush, a couple of rounds of our Trump Approval Rating Game, Useless Weirdo’s updates on the Russian probe report, and more!