It’s always a pleasure to read reports of good deeds in the news. When the event is described as a miracle performed by a longhaired bearded man it’s hard to tell if they’re describing Jesus or Dave Grohl. Is there much of a difference anyway? We’ll find out in our new game Dave Grohl or Jesus. But before that, Useless Weirdo will help individuals who want to dress up in a couples costume without actually being coupled up. He’s used to doing things as a party of one!  Plus, we try to use Ally’s mush curse against the Los Angeles Dodgers, Twinkie talks to skateboarders about Dr.Phil, 7 keywords to put on your dating profile, and more!