This past weekend, Useless Weirdo and Twinkie were invited to SF Citadel to be auctioned off at their Meet Market event. The Citadel’s event fairy and manager Ms. Gem calls in to help us break it down. Later, we announce our slutty pet costume contest. If you can get creative with your animals and send us pictures, you’re welcome to enter! Before that, Wesley Schultz takes time out of his busy schedule building a studio in the woods to find a payphone and chat with us. He’s the only member of The Lumineers we haven’t been able to interview yet, so we’re lucky to have him, no matter what kind of phone he has to use. Plus, a discussion of how to combat the rising number of Shardy incidents in the Bay Area, more reasons to fear death, and more!