Demetri Martin writes some funny jokes, as long as he can avoid typing and just stick to paper. If you’re familiar with his work, then you know he also has a lot of great ideas. Kevin and Ally take advantage of this opportunity to share from the KKL list of good ideas. Will they be approved by Demetri or is he adding our list to his own list of bad ideas? Afterwards, we take turns drafting the most offensive costume ideas for Halloween. Is slutty still in? We hope so! Later, we talk to Jim McAlpine aka James Bong, as he shares his thoughts on breakfast, Governor Jerry Brown, and weed in space. Plus, a caller accuses Demetri Martin of joke-theft, Mid Week Middle Fingers, listening to Eminem’s freestyle to Donald Trump.