Because of many recent allegations towards Hollywood perverts, Kevin and Ally discuss the different levels or degrees of perversion. Because we all know that all perverts are not equal. Somehow this leads to talk about perverts among the animal kingdom and Useless Weirdo explaining how fish are inseminated underwater. Later, Kevin wonders if it’s weird to visit your childhood home. Would you let strangers in for nostalgia? Afterwards, we congratulate Bob Saget on his new engagement, his new comedy special, and his bromance with John Stamos. Kevin also tries to book him for Not So Silent Night with The Killers, but schedule conflicts may prevent it from happening. Plus, Twinkie petitions against clipboards, Dank Tank ideas with Jim McAlpine, Ally attempts to order panties, and more!