(5:30) Ravens def. Bengals: "It was actually a team win for the first time this year."

(15:10) Eagles def. Cardinals: Philly is good, but they can still be better.

(22:30) Cowboys def. Rams: "Matthew Stafford has no chance right now."

(30:00) Giants def. Packers: "No way they are where they are without Saquon Barkley."

(39:40) Jets def. Dolphins: "They're super talented, I don't care who is at QB."

(46:00) Texans def. Jaguars: Is it time for Chris to self-scout himself on Derek Stingley Jr?

(51:40) Bills def. Steelers: "You're playing Madden on rookie level."

(57:40) 49ers def. Panthers: BREAKING NEWS, the Matt Rhule era is over.

(1:04:40) Chargers def. Browns: "All week to come up with the perfect play, and here's a slant."

(1:11:00) Titans def. Commanders: Ahmed proposes a new Carson Wentz nickname.

(1:15:50) Saints def. Seahawks: Does Taysom Hill deserve another shot as starting QB?

(1:21:30) Vikings def. Bears: "I'm not sure how good they are yet."

(1:24:45) Buccaneers def. Falcons: "Nothing the passer!"

(1:29:45) Patriots def. Lions: "Don't worry, be Zappe"

(1:36:00) MNF Raiders-Chiefs: More rec yds...Davante Adams or Travis Kelce?