PTE and Ashley are individually preparing for Mardi Gras and it's safe to say that they are not ready. The Scoop (7:07) features a perfume so delicious it will make others want to eat you, a food trend in the UK inspired by animal control, how the Mexican drug cartel correlates directly to your avocado toast, food coverage from the Beijing Winter Olympics, and a youthful chocolate milk protest. Last, PTE has an intimate dinner at one of his favorite French restaurants in New Orleans before drinking so much at Krewe du Vieux he loses his wallet and wakes up next to fast food wrappers while Ashley tries an Asian food hot spot in the French Quarter for the first time before using frozen Irish coffee's as candle holders for a birthday celebration in their best and worst food moments of the week (37:18).