PTE and Ashley are back from their trips and survived, somewhat, to tell the tale. The Scoop (2:56) features Sarah Palin dining out and somehow managing to make headlines...again, the correlation between red wine and Covid, how eating Chinese food in America can make you a millionaire, a Valentine's Day vegan Mcdonald's date, bologna hygiene products, and how Reddit rallied around a New Jersey restaurant. Last, PTE recalls some of his favorite New York City eats and how he ended up spending an hour on the floor of a McDonald's bathroom while Ashley and the Sleepy Girls Supper Club took over San Diego and discovered a great brunch spot and drunkenly ordered food "essentials" to the wrong address in their best and worst food moments of the week (38:28).