After Ally shares the news that Millennials are still regularly using public libraries, Patrick speaks up and admits that he is one of them. This leads to speculation as to what Patrick goes there for. It's so suspicious that he has no check-out history to share with us, that we have to wonder what he's hiding! Afterwards we bring you a round of Name It to determine what we should call the senior East Bay drug dealer recently caught peddling drugs out of a retirement center. Should we call him the Elderly Alchemist or the Handicap Hustler? Later we play the Emoji or Tragedy? game. Callers will have to determine if our quote is a real review of The Emoji Movie or an actual response to a world tragedy or disaster. It's definitely not our most sensitive game. Plus, MTV's Moon Man gets a sex change, Ally reports on Hotter Weather, Patrick gives us Hotter Traffic, and more!