Happy fucking new year. In this episode Taylor explains why she rang in the new year with a mental breakdown and a pity party, while Abby listens and tries to figure out what the fuck is wrong with her. They lighten the mood by talking about their totally basic New Year's resolutions, followed by why they think it’s okay to cut off longtime friendships. Your favorite segments, Please Unfuck Me and Roast Your Ex make a return followed by a psychotic disaster roommate story. They crown yet another Zang Zaddy of the week and send him a raunchy DM. Also we have merch, so fucking buy it. Join the Hot Virgin Club! Send in your story to offcampus@betches.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices