This week Taylor and Abby open the show with an update on their current dating lives. From a sugar daddy catfish, to a “rather be anywhere other than here” third date, things are obviously going well. They then predict this weekend’s Whorecast by reading the Whorescopes of the week. Another Off Campus fan is initiated into the Hot Virgin Club, sharing a story about she losing her v-card on Trump’s inauguration day (yikes). This week’s Disaster Roommates are extremely cheap and quite literally VERY shitty. They close out the show with an extreme ghosting situation from a listener email that takes the cake for the Fuckboy Moment Of The Week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices