Who knew the Olympics includes sports where there is a serious risk of having your penis freeze into a thick THICK c*cksicle. The moral of the story is: don't go outside when it's cold. Not worth it. Multiple paralyzed folks who had their spinal cords severed are now able to walk due to a technological breakthrough! Drugs that make you poop may also make you more clear. Clear mind & clear bowels. What happens when health tech becomes obsolete?! Unfortunately for some, it comes at a massively devastating cost. Finally in this week's edition of WHAT THE HELLTH!? Zombie Parasites. They are real. And you likely are infected with one.