The eyes are the windows to the souls and the eyebags are the windows to you looking like sh*t, so Wells joins us today with some ice cold under eye patchies to make sure he looks b-e-a-utiful! Brandi then hops on with her coffee and straw, and Wells would like to know if the turtles really are dying from the straws ... Also, are we shooting down UFOs? Or, what’s going on with that?? Brandi then harasses Wells for potentially not having sex on Valentine’s Day, but he tells her she doesn’t know what it’s like to be old and married and have a house with nice furniture that you don’t want to ruin with sex. Since it was just President’s Day, we have a little (little, promise) history lesson before your hosts move on to fave things, including Nick Lachey’s career resurgence with some diamond status television content. Lastly, your hosts find a Gen-Z correspondent and Wells learns that John B is 30 and dating Kelsea Ballerini. Enjoy this episode ya’ll; we ate and left no crumbs. Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @yftpodcast and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856!  Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers:  Nutrafol — Go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code YFT to save fifteen dollars off your first month’s subscription. This is their best offer ANYWHERE and it is only available to US customers for a limited time. Plus FREE shipping on EVERY order Farmer's Dog — Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at TheFarmersDog.com/YFT. Plus, you get FREE shipping  Article — Go to article.com/YFT for $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more