It’s the 60th episode of Worst Millennials.  Sh*t, the show is almost a senior citizen.  Oh, well.

On this episode, I discussed my experiences as a guest bartender at Bourbon’s in Wyandotte, Michigan.  It was a fun experience and I would gladly do it again.  I got pretty good at pouring draft beers.  It’s a tough gig, but I’m happy that I mastered it so quickly!  Also, if you stop at Bourbon’s for a bite to eat, make sure you get the chicken quesadillas.  Absolutely phenomenal.

Bartending at Bourbon’s wasn’t the only thing I did during my 5 day weekend (thank you, based PTO).  I attend quite a few Halloween fiestas.  And no, I didn’t get black out drunk like I did last Halloween:

Seriously, that was f**king embarrassing.  Anyhoo, I started to notice over the last few days that I’m slowly losing my ability to recover from partying or, hell, anything physical.  It’s starting to make me feel like the world’s oldest 27 year old.  That’s not the only thing that’s making me feel old.  Yet another classmate announced her engagement over the weekend.  Sometimes, I get weird anxiety that I’m doing everything completely wrong.  Am I going to be the one weirdo at my high school reunion that doesn’t have kids or a spouse?  Am I just a loser that decided to chase his dreams and passions instead of settling down as soon as my car insurance rates dropped?  So many questions, such little time.  Anyway, I hope you enjoy this episode of Worst Millennials.  Next week, we’ll have some kind of election special (which I talk about in this episode).  Hopefully, everyone enjoys us drinking and talking about politics (unless you browse r/podcasts.  Until then, enjoy me yelling into a microphone and tune out my cell phone creating feedback on the microphone.  Don’t know how the hell that happened. –Damon