This episode is very special for me as it marks the first official appearance of my girlfriend Paige. Paige and I met about two years ago. We were actually forced to talk to each other because we worked together and she was new. All of the new people have to do this awful thing where they sit around and basically do speed dating with their new co-workers for FIFTEEN minutes. I had already been there for two years and I hated it. I was in a pretty bad place mentally and I wanted nothing to do with being forced to talk to someone I didn’t know. I actually contemplated skipping our scheduled time. I’m glad that I didn’t, however.

We both quickly bonded over video games and talked for 15 minutes straight. Although, Paige says that she thought that I hated her when we first talked and wouldn’t make eye contact. The eye contact part is correct, but I definitely didn’t hate her. I was definitely depressed, possibly hungover on top of that. She knows that, though. She was one of my closest friends and supporters during that time.

Anyway, I’ll bring this full circle. Paige has recorded with me on three different occasions and all of the recordings were shelved for various reasons. Today, on this very successful recording, Paige talks to me about her love of animals, our dogs, and, of course, her love of video games. Oh, and me. She loves me, too.

My life has certainly changed a lot this year. I turned 30. I started dating a wonderful woman and we adopted a dog. I started a new job. Hell, I even drink less. I guess you could say being the Dog Dad of The Year has given me a new perspective on life.

About two weeks ago, I sat down with John before recording The Accidental Wrestling Fan to talk about all of these life changes. We also had a chance to talk about 35-year-olds who refuse to call themselves millennials, younger people not getting your references, and the cutoff point for being cool. There’s an explicit Bloodsport reference at the end. You know, if you’re not too old for that.

Worst Millennials is back after an incredibly long hiatus! Nothing gets listeners more excited for the return of their favorite podcast by giving them an episode you’ve had in the can for over a month! John (The owner of Podbros Network), Jeff (Dammecast, The Accidental Wrestling Fan, Kapowcast), and Kaz (The Accidental Wrestling Fan) talk about pro wrestling, disturbing internet memories, and never-ending movie franchises.

The Internet is a Dark and Scary Place

Do you remember some of the insane videos and websites from the 2000s? What was up with that girl in the tub? Why did that guy let that goat do that to him? Is there such a thing as too many ISIS GoPro videos?

All Black, One Gunman

John Wick? That’s a bad man. You know who aren’t bad men? Jeff, Damon, and John in the middle of the night. Listen to these old ass men talk about jumping out of bed at 3 AM like Winnie The Pooh with a shotgun in tow. Also, enjoy this Migos song about John Wick.

An Environmentally Friendly Terminator

The Terminator franchise is gaining another sequel. Or is it a reboot? This Hollywood phraseology thing will fry your brain like an egg. Anyway, we talked about Terminator: Dark Fate and how we have absolutely no clue as to how this film fits into the ever changing timeline.

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You can gamble on almost anything. If you’re a degenerate like us, you’ll gamble on the Grammys, the first person to die on Game of Thrones, and celebrity death pool matchups. Demi Lovato’s a -130 favorite in her matchup with Artie Lange…

Happy holidays from Worst Millennials! Kaz and Damon talk about Stephen A. Smith’s comical mistake on ESPN, Christmas, and finance.

It’s been a few weeks since the last episode of Worst  Millennials. Last time you heard from us, Kaz and I were talking about Halloween (2018). Lino was there, too. This week, we pick up where we left off by talking about Netflix’s Making a Murderer. Well, Kaz and John talked about it. I just kind of sat there and asked questions. It’s a good one, though.

Nothing says timely like doing a review of the newest Halloween film several weeks after it was released! We hope you enjoy our review of the film. And yes, it does contain spoilers for those that haven’t seen the film yet. Don’t worry though, there’s some great talk about Kaz’s new music project at the beginning of the show.

“michael” by Tele-K666

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Murdered by My Toshiba

The technological singularity is a concept first discussed in the 2005 non-fiction book The Singularity Is Near by Ray Kurzweil. The technological singularity is a concept that “that the invention of artificial superintelligence (ASI) will abruptly trigger runaway technological growth, resulting in unfathomable changes to human civilization.” Simply put, the singularity is when Skynet becomes self-aware and murders everyone in that dream sequence from Terminator 2: Judgement Day.

Damon and Kaz, like the two computer scientists they are, drink beer and talk about all things AI related from autonomous cars to the AI in video games cheating by reading your button inputs.

Also, how do you feel about DoorDash? Damon loves it. It’s the reason why he had Bob Evans for the first time in nearly a decade.

We’re finally caught up with uploading all of the content recorded from June to August. Please, hold your applause until the end.  On this episode, we talked about Charlie Sheen’s financial problems and his relationship with Bree Olson, superhero movies being played out and overwhelming to keep up with, and Star Wars fans’ hatred of The Last Jedi. 

This week on Worst Millennials, Damon, Kaz, and John talk about the sexual exploits of the Spartans, politics from the 1990s, and the criteria required to get into Heaven. We certainly know how to keep things relevant on this podcast…