Grab your backpack, low-rise jeans, Von Dutch trucker hat, and your new Pumas because it’s BACK 2 SCHOOL, bitches! This month was all about the Bennifer, which we don’t even discuss in this episode because there’s more to life than just poorly-dressed celebs and Gigli! We have better things in store for you, like some Girly Mags truth or dare, where we PLAY MUSIC BY SLAPPING OUR BUTTS. It’s another great ep, but we ain’t going anywhere until you pop your collar. Perf, let’s go. IN THIS ISSUE: This Month in History: August 2003 Dramarama: Back 2 Skewl Shockers Good Advice: Book Report Looking for the Perfect Guy? It’s A Real Fam Jam, Bro Oral Report: Put It In Your Mouth Quiz: The Toxic Friends Test AKA Is Your Friend A Backstabbing Trash Compactor? JOIN OUR PATREON FOR BONUS SEGMENTS + MORE! AVAILABLE HERE