Jeffrey Allen Hayes considers which of his daily work interactions at a San Francisco sex club might actually constitute a sex act. Is it a verbal command that results in an orgasm? A chance exchange of fluids? Sharing a pizza with a naked coworker? When you’re a jizzmopper, every workday is fraught with sexual run-ins between the club’s open-minded staff and their randy visitors. Oh, and Happy No-Syphilis Cupcake Day!

Jeffrey Allen Hayes considers which of his daily work interactions at a San Francisco sex club might actually constitute a sex act. Is it a verbal command that results in an orgasm? A chance exchange of fluids? Sharing a pizza with a naked coworker? When you’re a jizzmopper, every workday is fraught with sexual run-ins between the club’s open-minded staff and their randy visitors. Oh, and Happy No-Syphilis Cupcake Day!

 

Opening Music: 8 Miles Wide by Storm Large

 

Original Song: ‘The Unicorn Song’ (Performed by Rachel Lark. Words and music by Rachel Lark) Devil Doll ‘Queen of the Road’ Math and Physics Club ‘I know what I want’ Banks ‘Fuck with Myself’ The boy least likely to ‘I’m Glad I Hitched my Apple Wagon to Your Star’  

 

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Podcast Host: Dixie De La Tour Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia Sound Engineer: David Grosof Project Manager: Dana Hanna Archivist / Video: Joe Moore Tickets to upcoming live Bawdy Storytelling shows: Bawdy Storytelling’s ‘Packs a Wallop’ Sept 27th in Seattle http://bit.ly/pawsea ‘Never Say Never’ October 18th in San Francisco http://bit.ly/bawdynsnsf ‘Wicked’ October 25th in Seattle http://bit.ly/bawdywicked2018

 

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