Spotted, Andy and Aaron arguing over season 2, episode 20 of The CW's "Gossip Girl," entitled "Remains of the J." This week, the vociferous duo welcome writer and GG super fan Kristin Craik (@kristincognito) to the show to discuss Little J's Sweet Sixteen, Chuck and Vanessa's canoodling and the lack of chemistry between Nate and Blair. Kristin isn't the only one showing up this week: ARMIE HAMMER arrives on the Upper East Side as the mysterious Gabriel, because it's that time of season for Serena's haunted past to come to roost. Dan gets a fan and Andy is the only one sympathizes with Team D and Team Vanessa this week. The trio pitch "Pink Eye Investigations," a Gossip Girl murder mystery show with Chuck Bass as a PI, discuss how annoying Serena is this episode and reminisce about bonding with roommates over Gossip Girl. Is Poppy Lifton another more even-keeled Georgina/Agnes? Would you rather have a rager, a chili & sloppy joe board game night or a soiree? Why can't Rufus just take the money? These questions and more are answered. Also, Bart's dead. XOXO, Gossip Guys.