Spotted, Andy and Aaron arguing over season 2 episode 17 of The CW's "Gossip Girl," entitled "Carrnal Knowledge." This week the duo rip Harold Waldorf a new asshole, praise Nelly Yuki, ponder if Chuck is ready for a Secret Society and whether or not they want to be Ms. Carr'd (since when is Dan a wanted man?). Aaron takes a surprising side: he's all Team Dan this episode, whereas Andy is uncomfortable about the whole thing. They discuss cheating, sex and the never-ending back and forth between Dan/Serena and Rufus/Lily. Love shouldn't be so hard, guys. We talk about the loves of our lives, dirty talk, work flirts and celebrate the absence of raccoon eyes on Taylor Momsen. How many references can Andy make to Dawson's Creek? What are the dirtiest things we'd allow Ms. Carr to do to us? Warning: this episode gets lewd, but take this helpful advice from Hustler: "Relax. It's just sex." The boys discuss how damaging "Gossip Girl" and other teen dramas are for your real-life relationships and wonder how powerful Blair would be without Dorota. All this and more this week on Gossip Guys. XOXO.