Spotted, Andy and Aaron arguing over season six episode six of The CW's Gossip Girl, entitled "Where the Vile Things Are." This week in honor of Maurice Sendak we begin with a fairy tale authored by Hans Christian Aaronson -- "The Three Queens." From there, it's pure UES shit show, as Andy rewrites the Dan and Serena comeback tour. But are we ready for Dan and Serena? What can get us there? Can you come back from cooking the books? How unnecessary is Chuck's father storyline? Why doesn't Serena model for B? Can Rufus be ruined AGAIN? Where do YOU hide your oil deals? The Congo or The Roommate? Why are you hiding, Danielle Steel? Is Andy the only one who remembers Bex? All these answers and more come at you this week, as we ride the creepy vespa of love. XOXO. Brought to you by TV Time.