Jabarie is absent for only the second time ever as Michael gets to play caption of the ship, which leads to some of his better malapropisms. We celebrate President's Day a week early as Joe and Panda debate the top five presidents ever, while Michael tries to remember five presidents total. Next we debate an article claiming that women comedians make themselves look ugly in order to be funny, we also discuss whether male comedians do that same thing. Lastly, we discuss the affects of gays and atheists on the Boy Scouts of America.