The crew rings in the New Year by talking about how they each spent their New Years Eve. Once again Panda wins with the best story, even though she only made it to the 10th floor... slacker. Jabarie is spending 2013 much like he spent 2012, with more car troubles. The next topic is how a Kansas sperm donor for a lesbian couple faces a child support suit from the state. If you can understand that last sentence then you have better reading comprehension skills than Michael. The explicit section is all about Anonymous. However, nothing else is going to be said here on that topic for fear of retribution.