This week we spread holiday cheer by reviewing a snoozefest called The Unwritable Rant. Somehow this podcast has interviewed Anthony Cumia, Jim Norton, Ari Shaffir, Charlie Daniels and many other celebrities who are way too good for this show.  But it's not just interviews. The often blurry Juliette Miranda also explains how Wild Turkey tastes and tells you boring stories from her life. Who's Juliette Miranda you ask? Great question. Kevin joins the show to talk about driving to the new Star Wars movie. Well, at least I think it was the new Star Wars movie. I can't remember if he clarified that or not. We also play a game, read new reviews, and reveal the sentence of the week.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices