Friends.

This is a Wednesday. The world is a lot. It can be hard to hold it all. If you're coming here, it's probably because you'd like to take somewhere in the ball park of 36 minutes and jump into a nasty, stinky pool of hypothetical nonsense. We've done our best to create that for you, today. We love you.

Topics include: Jacob Frey's Lush Red Carpet, FuckTales, All Hot and Moist in There, Longpig, I'm Container Blind, Like a Butter Sculpture at the State Fair, Don't You Think It'd Be Funny to Clap If Your Hands Were Butts, Don't You Think It'd Be Funny to Make it Clap If Your Butt Was Faces.

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