Happy 1st Anniversary to us! The worst (and kind of best) anniversary epic journey including a majorly disturbing restaurant embarrassment, a car wreck and crap explosion (yes that’s just ONE story), officially the WORST anniversary present - hint - it’s a *poorly* stuffed dead animal! There’s even more terrible anniversary present ideas such as getting someone deported, a scale, rice cookers, foil wrapped ironing board & vacuum cleaners (unless they ASKED for these). We ask - do you “go” number 2 in front of your significant other? And we finished episode 64 with part 6 of The Cruise Control Saga! THIS WEEK’S TWITTER QUESTION WAS: When you attend a wedding do you expect a cash bar? NEXT WEEK’S TWITTER QUESTION: What do you think of *huge* wedding parties? Give us your opinion at https://twitter.com/secretlifeofwed and each week we read the best replies! Want more episodes of Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon, click here to become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/secretlifeofweddings/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/secretlifeofwed Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/thesecretlifeofweddings Tumblr: https://secretlifeofweddings.tumblr.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQJ6EVYHYsmIvs_bnHqKXSg Reddit: http://reddit.com/r/secretlifeofweddings --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/secretlifeofweddings/support