By now you’ve probably seen the news that Trump ordered a drone strike on Quds Force commander Qassem Soleimani. In this week’s episode, we discuss why this is moronic, why it will mend any fault lines in Iranian society as they unite in opposition to America, and why you can never give Trump the comedy option (he’ll always choose it!) We also discuss that the Army is banning Tik Tok for soldiers because they keep posting embarrassing videos.

This week’s bonus features our ‘Is It Fascist’ review of the 1999 film The Matrix. We loved it as young teens and we love it now, too. It’s a weird time capsule with a lot to recommend. Get it on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/32845383

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