It's the second half of the first round, and some of our toughest choices yet, as we struggle with how comebacks used to look in a monoculture; human Razzie Awards; the comeback-osity of an "X featuring Y" track; why J. Lo never seems to be having fun; weird H.W. Bush presidency detritus; returns from '70s banishment; and what exactly we have to do to get fake fade-outs in pop songs outlawed. Throw on a Nauset Warriors ringer tee; it's time for an all-new MASTAS.

Our intro is an LL Byrne J mash-up, and our outro is the Bee Gees. For more information/to become a patron of the show, visit patreon.com/mastas.

SHOW NOTES

• Not sure what's going on here? Start at the beginning!
• Extra Extra Hot Great 263 on Special Forces: World's Toughest Test
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• J.Lo's social-hygiene approach to life
• Shades of Blue was on for THREE SEASONS, people
• Episode 43: The "Saturday Night Fever" Soundtrack, Ranked
• Episode 138: Duran Duran, "Rio"
• Episode 109: Def Leppard, "Pour Some Sugar On Me"
• Episode 100: Surprise Party
• MB writes up the Sundays at Chart Chat