In an effort to avoid headlines of actual news, Nick stumbles upon an article called “50 Damaging Habits You Should Break Before You Turn 30.” Well… Nick and Muriel are Hella In Their Thirties, so… how many of these habits line up with our hosts’ lifestyle? Nick and Muriel dissent social smoking, metabolism, changing your bed sheets, burning bridges, the glory of a Sicilian grudge, the joy of bailing on social obligations, cheap wine, the witchcraft of spending time with family, and so much more.