Santa Claus actors have been hard at work this holiday season, but not all Santas are equal. To help you figure out which one is which, we have seven types of Kris Kringles you might run into at the mall. Afterwards, we chat with Jim McAlpine, aka James Bong, as he talks about his recent battle with diverticulitis. Jim prefers the green to morphine, and even went far enough to sneak in some vaping while at the hospital. After all, his main message today is to come out and be open about cannabis use! Later, Colin Quinn responds to SNL’s recent Irish Airline sketch. Did it offend the funny Irishman? Can he help us figure out if we can at least still make fun of fat men, curly hair, or even hipsters? Plus, a game of Guess TD the STD, porch pirate confessions, Good Avocado News, and more!