CLICK HERE TO FIND US ON YOUR FAVORITE PODCATCHER. CW: Discussions of trauma, murder, missing persons, dismemberment, serial killers, “illegitimate” children, cults, religion, fasting, attempted murder, crime, being trapped, suffocation, sex, corpses, death, grief, loss of a child. Wowzers, they really threw everything at this episode, huh? There’s a secret sect of Blossoms murdering people off the Lonely Highway, an explosion to collapse Cheryl’s mine, and a truly pathetic dude resorting to attempted murder to try and win his now ex-wife back. What’s even wilder is that Riverdale did all of this while actually managing to connect the dots we knew they could connect this whole time, despite all the laziness in their writing. In fact, it’s almost so well done at times to make us want to throw things. Yes, you managed to pull off some great stories, now WHY WEREN’T YOU DOING THIS THE WHOLE TIME?! Unless, of course, you’re listening to us complain about your show - which is entirely possible given some of the lines that are very reminiscent of discussions we’ve had. Make sure to pack a few stacks of small bills for Dr. Curdle as we discuss “Chapter 93: Dance of Death” this week on The Doghouse. You can email us with feedback at macintoshandmaud@gmail.com, or you can connect with us on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook. Also please subscribe, rate and review the show on your favorite podcatcher, and tell your friends. Interstitial music taken from "Make Up" from the compilation album Kamelot by Distortions. Licensed under an Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 International license. To hear the song or get more information about the artist, visit the song page at Jamendo.