Remember remember the 5th of November.

It’s too good a rhyme; single-handedly responsible for us, four centuries on, celebrating the thwarting of something that, you can probably tell from the thwarting, never happened.

Menacing children wielding sharpened glowsticks in the dark, bulk-bought fire hazards illuminating the stay-indoors sky and burnt, acrid toffee sticking to the lining of your nasal passage.

Guy Fawkes; hat wearing irritant that he is, has at least given us another idea.

A comedy podcast.