We begin this week with a cute duck wearing a hat. It can't go down from here, can it? Oh boy... it sure can! PENGIE IS IN THE HOUSE! And he's snatchin' up yo' kids!

To be fair, it sounds like every single parent in Gotham has left their kids totally alone, so they're kind of bad parents.

THE GREAT WHITE DOPE IS NEXT! Nobody is spared.

Bake on the team is the Sultan of Sweet (Talking) himself - it's Ralph Attanasia of TLC's hit TV show Cake Boss! As always, Ralph kneads the truth and he's here to crack the egg of this case wide open. Ralph is the icing on our crew - taking us from plain to top of our game, ready to pipe on that velvety smooth chat.

The next episode follows on Wednesday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute!

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The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo.

Ralph Attanasia - Twitter

Cake Boss - Website