To kick off the week we bring you a blast from the past! Our old pal Iron Lung Lady checks in to let us know that she is no longer in California due to her involvement with a meth ring. Unfortunately for everyone, this means that she can’t participate in our Awkward Makeout event to win Outside Lands passes! If anyone else is willing to have an Awkward Makeout with an old boss, neighbor, step sibling, or any other ideas, please reach out to us! Later we discuss how a lame school is now banning capris in their new dress code. Would this have affected your style back in school? Plus, Dead Eyes chats with rock stars at Lollapalooza, we teach you how to hide your poop smells in Hacking Off, and more from today’s episode of KKL: Half-Off!