In which our heroes put on their Santa hats, put out some milk and cookies, decorate the tree and pitch three Holiday Businesses for our Christmas special! We discuss the need for Santa to have a security detail, the importance of drug testing Santa, and bemoan societies reliance on signs. Ryder provides the homeless with the opportunity to reinforce a child’s belief, Jackson wants the ultimate Christmas factory and Dad just wants to create a global mythology. So drink up your eggnog, keep the Christmas Dream alive, avoid ratty children, and one up your neighbour. We’re going to try and bring back the true meaning of Christmas; punishment. It's just Good Business. Want to help hire river goblins to punish your dumb kid? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we'll send a one around and whatever happens after that isn't on us.

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