Well, dear listener, as the Academy Awards rapidly approach everyone's speculating on the big night. We are speculating too. We are asking "Did this self-serving shit-show ever actually get it right?" And it turns out the Academy's taste and reality as we perceive it has actually lined up 6 times in it's 90 year history. Which is better than we thought, but still puts it 64,074 behind a stopped clock, which is right twice a day. In addition to our little game of "The Oscars Got It Right?!?," we ask what you would do if an alien stole your baby.