Art by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line! In which this episode may or may not be a temporal aberration; Gambit is bad at marketing; Jubilee’s sixth birthday was probably worse than yours; Earth-295’s chronology doesn’t make that much more sense than 616’s; Super Doctor Astronaut Peter Corbeau wears this timeline well; Rictor makes a terrible Javert; Jubilee has no time for your makeouts; superheroes are basically preschoolers; there is only one Jahf; babies are bad at stealing; and Apocalypse is not a tactician. X-PLAINED: How Magneto got his own country A numerical convergence Earth-295 Gambit and the X-Ternals #1-4 X-Ternals The human resistance The Temple of Human Redress A terrible way to celebrate your birthday Lila Cheney of Earth-295 The Nuclear Naked Super Doctor Astronaut (mermaid) Peter Corbeau of Earth-295 Julio Richter (Earth-295) Mudir Homage Cross-timeline vocabulary Cosmic peril The state of the Shi’ar Empire in Earth-295 The Starjammers of Earth-295 Varyingly versatile energy absorption Jahf An exchange Some fancy sewers Guido Carosella’s devil’s bargains Earth-295... IN SPACE The nominal justification for Apocalypse’s society Which Apocalypse is currently running around Earth-616 NEXT WEEK: Hawk Talk! NEXT EPISODE: “Amazing” might be pushing it. Check out the visual companion to this episode on our blog. Find us on iTunes or Stitcher! Jay and Miles X-Plain the X-Men is 100% ad-free and listener supported. If you want to help support the podcast–and unlock more cool stuff–you can do that right here! Buy rad swag at our TeePublic shop!